Come with me you have to see
The ugly one-eyed girl
She'll kiss for free, she's so ugly
She'll screw the whole wide world

Her name is she, she winks at me
She sleeps with boys and girls
Come with me, get her for free
Get caught by the one-eyed girl

Trust me! I guarantee she'll kiss you back
See! I'll put your head into her lap
I guarantee she'll kiss you back
See! I'll put you right into her trap
I'm mean like that

Stupid boy, she's not a toy
Or ugly barbie doll
So take your fingers out from your pocket
And rub the one-eyed girl

Her eye is wide, but her legs are wider
Come and see the one-eyed girl
Her grip's tight, but her teeth are tighter
Gonna kill the one-eyed girl

Touch me! I guarantee I'll kiss you back
Please! I'll put your head into my lap
I guarantee I'll kiss you back
Please! I'll put your head into my trap

Stupid boy you're not a toy are you?
Every time I see your eyes I wonder why you
Come with me to get her for free
Don't you?
She'll kiss for free, she's so ugly too

Trust me! I guarantee she'll kiss you back
Please! I'll put your head into her lap
I guarantee she'll kiss you back
Please! I'll put you right into her trap

She walks on by
With her middle eye open wide
Oh and when cries
How the rain will burn

The one-eyed girl

Come with me
You'll have to see the ugly one-eyed girl
She'll kiss for free, she's so ugly
She'll screw the whole wide world
Come with me you have to see the ugly one-eyed girl
She'll kiss for free
She'll kiss for free
She's so ugly