Rocky Racoon
He was a fool, onto himself
For he would not disfollow
his foolish pride
Mind you, coming from a little town in Minnesota,
It is not the kind of thing, the young guy did,
when a fellow went and stole his Jacky away from him.

Rocky Racoon checked into his room
Only to find gideon's bible
Rocky had come -aha- equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs, of his rival
His rival it seems, had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magil, but she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy

Now she and her man, who called himself Dan
Were in the next room, at the hoe down
And Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin
Said "Danny-boy, this is a showdown" -Heha
But Daniel was hot - he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner -ah

daaladadadammdadadadaa...
-ah

The doctor walked in, stinking of gin
Proceeded to lie on the table
The Doctor said "Rock, you met your match"
And Rocky said "Doc it's only a scratch
And I'll be better soon, Doc, I'll be better soon"

Now come on Rock, come on Rock

Rocky raccoon he fell back in his room
Only to find gideon's bible
Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
To help with good rocky's revival, yeah

daaladadadammdadadadaa...
-aha, aha
daaladadadammdadadadaa...