Eb                           Ebm
When we go out dancing on a Friday night
   Eb                                  Ebm
I get this funny feeling, something's not quite right
  Eb
My sense of rhythm is incontrovertibly shite
  Ebm
I can't fake it
  Eb                         Ebm
I can see the pity in your big brown eyes
  Eb                             Ebm
The perpetrator lies between my back and my thighs
Eb                              Ebm
It doesn't wanna wiggle though I try, try, try
 Eb
I can't make it

[Pre-Chorus]
 Gm         Ab                 Bb
I get the feeling that I look absurd
  Ab                           B
I get the feeling that I look absurd
       Db
And it hurts

[Chorus]
              Eb
I just can't shake it, shake it, shake it
                      Ebm
Oh no, I just can't shake it, shake it, oh
              Eb
I just can't shake it, shake it, shake it
                       Ebm
Oh no, I just can't shake it, shake it, oh

[Verse 2]
 Eb                                Ebm
Couldn't walk the line inside the country scene
      Eb                          Ebm
And disco was a flop I'm sure no dancing queen
   Eb
Couldn't really qualify for break-dancing
      Ebm
I just break it
 Eb                           Ebm
Tried moving my body to the latest hit
   Eb                                   Ebm
Someone called the nurse thought I was having a fit
   Eb
I execute the moonwalk like I stepped in shit
   Ebm
I can't take it

[Pre-Chorus]
 Gm         Ab                 Bb
I get the feeling that I look absurd
  Ab                           B
I get the feeling that I look absurd
       Db
And it hurts

[Chorus]
              Eb
I just can't shake it, shake it, shake it
                      Ebm
Oh no, I just can't shake it, shake it, oh
              Eb
I just can't shake it, shake it, shake it
                       Ebm
Oh no, I just can't shake it, shake it, oh
              Eb
I just can't shake it, shake it, shake it
                      Ebm
Oh no, I just can't shake it, shake it, oh

[Outro]
              Eb
I just can't shake it, shake it, shake it
                       Ebm
Oh no, I just can't shake it, shake it, oh
              Eb
I just can't shake it, shake it, shake it
                      Ebm
Oh no, I just can't shake it, shake it, oh
              Eb
I just can't shake it, shake it, shake it
                       Ebm
Oh no, I just can't shake it, shake it, oh
              Eb
I just can't shake it, shake it, shake it
                      Ebm
Oh no, I just can't shake it, shake it, oh