D A D D A D D A D D A D

[Verse 1]
  D                                     B
Who you fooling now with your bookish smarts?
             D
quotin’ jamie joyce make me feel
                           B 
make me feel like a total arse
   Cm                G            F               C
got it down like a practiced art; like a perfect part

D A D

[Verse 2]
  D                                  B
Talk to me at night with your voice oily
                        D
think you can’t be broke, what a joke
                         B
what a joke callin’ me doily
  Cm            G
think I like when you dress boy-l
F             C
your makeup coyly

[Chorus]
C                  F  G  C
I never loved you Henriette
                  F  G   C
I never liked my sobriquette
                   F  G  C
I never read your serviette
                   F  G  C
I never loved you henriette

D A D D A D D A D D A D

Bass Solo (play chords from verse one softy and end on D)

[Verse 3]
D                                            B
When we went our ways, you left your gourd behind
                       D
I never cared for rows and I got
                           B
and I got sort of bored besides
Cm                      G
of your notes and your peephole eyes
F                   C
and those spurious sighs

[Chorus]
C                  F  G  C
I never loved you Henriette
                  F  G   C
I never liked my sobriquette
                   F  G  C
I never read your serviette
                   F  G  C
I never loved you henriette