G C     F        C
I don't have any money
    G C         F       D     C
But I know that I'm not broke
 G          C                    F        C
'Cause when me and my friends do too much acid
G           C                   D        G
We laugh so loud we think we'll probably choke


[Chorus]
F      C           G             D
And my blue box is full of empty bottles
F      C         G          D
And my fridge is empty most days
F        C              G             D
But I am lying back and reading Joyce Cary
F       C                    D    G
And Dig Circus is playing on Saturday
F C D G

[Verse 2]
G      C        F         C
Well I might be one horny bastard
    G      C   F        D     C
And that's why I always smile
G        C       F         C
But this feeling isn't everlasting
G       C                 D             G
So come on and lay down beside me for a while


[Chorus]
F          C         G       D
And we can dance and write a letter
F             C         G        D
And kiss your eyes, and touch my hand
F           C           G                  D
And tie the world up in one tight piece of leather
F           C                D            G
And grab it by the balls and make it understand
F C D G


[Bridge]
D
Trees are green, and the grass is yellow, ride a bike, and fly a kite...
D     C# C
Well, alright, yeah
Bb

[Solo]
G C F C
G C F D C
G C F C
G C D G


[Bridge]
D
Trees are green, and the grass is yellow, fly a bike, and ride a kite...
D     C# C
Well, alright
Bb


[Verse 3]
G             C   F        C
Well, I don't mean to be a preacher
G          C               F                D     C
And give a sermon from the church of Sneaky Dee's
G            C               F                     C
But one more jug of beer and that point that I was reaching
G                  C                  D          G
Will hit me like a vision and make me fall on my knees


[Chorus]
F           C     G                D
And I don't care about the cost of living
F      C       G                D
I'm unaware of these depressing days
F         C        G            D
And maybe my TV is full of M.C. Hammer
F       C                    D    G
But Dig Circus is playing on Saturdays
F         C                    D    G
Yeah, Dig Circus is playing on Saturdays, thank God
F C D G