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We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
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We don't take our trips on LSD
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We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street;
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We like livin' right, and bein' free.


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I'm proud to be an Oakie from Muskogee,
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A place where even squares can have a ball ----
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We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
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And white lightin's still the biggest thril of all

We don't make a party out of lovin';
We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo;
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy,
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.

And I'm proud to be an Oakie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball.
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightin's still the biggest thril of all.

Leather boots are still in style for mainly footwear;
Beads and roman sandals won't be seen.
Football's still the roughest thing on campus,
And the kids here still respect the college dean.