I'd tab it out.  Enjoy

Intro/Verse:

e|-------------------------------------------------------------|r
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|e
G|---5---5---5-5-----------------------------------------------|p
D|---5---5---5-5---5---5---5---5-5--7---7---7---2-2-2--3-3-3---|e
A|---3---3---3-3---5---5---5---5-5--7---7---7---2-2-2--3-3-3---|a
E|-----------------3---3---3---3-3--5---5---5---0-0-0--1-1-1---|t


Chorus:

e|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|--5--5--5-5--7--7--7--7-7--9--9--9-10-10-10-7-7-7---|
D|--5--5--5-5--7--7--7--7-7--9--9--9-10-10-10-7-7-7---|
A|--3--3--3-3--5--5--5--5-5--7--7--7--8--8--8-7-7-7---|
E|----------------------------------------------------|

(Intro x 13)


(Play Intro/Verse until Chorus)

My life a situational comedy
Sit in front of the TV and watch me
As my life unfolds in front of your eyes
And you can hear it all in stereo Hi-Fi
Not that long ago
Was on a TV show
It was called Diff'rent Strokes
And people laughed at my jokes
Not that long ago
Was on a TV show
It was called Diff'rent Strokes
And people laughed at my jokes.

(Chorus riff x 4)
WHERE ARE YOU GARY?
WHERE ARE YOU GARY?
WHERE ARE YOU GARY?
WHERE ARE YOU GARY?

(Intro/Verse x 6)

(etc, you get the idea...)

Well, it wasn't long after
The show collapsed, tried to become a movie actor
Found out whenever I got in the car that
"What you talkin bout, Willis?" doesn't go that far
Was on a thousand Christmas specials and some game shows
Quickly found out that the TV industry blows
A cartoon show that didn't work
I was an angel sent to earth and
It all went by so fast


WHERE ARE YOU GARY?
WHERE ARE YOU GARY?
WHERE ARE YOU GARY?
WHERE ARE YOU GARY?

Soon I got into a lawsuit with my parents
They tried to take away my money, make me look bad
Was on the cover of every tabloid on the market
Tried to forget but people just can't get over it
Soon I was hated
Seems I was dated
Why am I hated?
Why am dated?
Why am I dated?
Why am I hated?
Just want to dissappear
From all the people I hear.

WHERE ARE YOU GARY?
WHERE ARE YOU GARY?
WHERE ARE YOU GARY?
WHERE ARE YOU GARY?

WHERE ARE YOU GARY?
WHERE ARE YOU GARY?
WHERE ARE YOU GARY?
WHERE ARE YOU GARY?