E|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------8-7-----5--------|
A|-7h8-----------7h8-8h10-8-7h8-----------------10-8---8-7-5-|
E|----000-000-000---------------000-000-000------------------|
      ••• ••• •••               ••• ••• •••
E|--------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------0-|
A|-7h8-----------7h8-8h10-8-7h8-------------0-|
E|----000-000-000---------------000-000-000-0-|
      ••• ••• •••               ••• ••• •••

"Right in the ass"
E|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------8-7-----5--------|
A|-7h8-----------7h8-8h10-8-7h8-----------------10-8---8-7-5-|
E|----000-000-000---------------000-000-000------------------|
      ••• ••• •••               ••• ••• •••
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|-7h8-----------7h8-8h10-8-7h8--------------------------|
E|----000-000-000---------------000-000-000-88887777555--|
      ••• ••• •••               ••• ••• •••
E|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------8-7-----5--------|
A|-7h8-----------7h8-8h10-8-7h8-----------------10-8---8-7-5-|
E|----000-000-000---------------000-000-000------------------|
      ••• ••• •••               ••• ••• •••
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|-7h8-----------7h8-8h10-8-7h8--------------------------|
E|----000-000-000---------------000-000-000-88887777555--|
      ••• ••• •••               ••• ••• •••

E|--------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------|
A|-so| mething-played-really-fast----2*---------|
E|--------------------------------------------|

E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------5-------------------5----------------5-----------8-5---5-----5-----------|
A|8-7-5---8-7-8-7-5-0-8-7-5---8-7-8-6*-8-7-5---8-7-8-7-5-----8---8-7---8-7-8-7-5-|
E|------------------0------------------------------------------------------------| x4

"then well have some fucking pie and well do some caroling"
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------|
D|-1010101010-9h10-7h9-7h9-5h7----------------------|
A|----------------------------0-0-3p2-00-000-000-00-|
E|----------------------------0-0-3p2-00-000-000-00-|
                                      •• ••• ••• ••

E|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------|
D|-10101010109999999----------------------------------|
A|-------------------2*---------0-0-3p2-00-000-000-00-|
E|------------------------------0-0-3p2-00-000-000-00-| x3
                                        •• ••• ••• ••

E|---------|
B|---------|
G|---------|
D|-1^--0---|
A|-1^--0---|
E|-1^--0---|

"as we all know christmas is that magical time where the ghost of jeesus rises fom the 
to feed of the flesh of the living"

E|-----------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------3h4p3h4p3h4-2h3p2h3p2h3-|
A|-1-2-0-1-0-1-4-2-1-2-0-1-0-1-------------------------|
E|-1-2-0-1-0-1-4-2-1-2-0-1-0-1-------------------------| x2

E|----------------|
B|----------------|
G|----------------|
D|----------------|
A|-0~--------8\---|
E|-0~--------8\---|

E|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------|
A|-0-0-0-0--0-0--0-0--1-1-1-1--1-1--1-1-----|
E|-0-0-0-0--0-0--0-0--1-1-1-1--1-1--1-1-----| x4

E|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------8-7-----5--------|
A|-7h8-----------7h8-8h10-8-7h8-----------------10-8---8-7-5-|
E|----000-000-000---------------000-000-000------------------|
      ••• ••• •••               ••• ••• •••
E|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------|
A|-7h8-----------7h8-8h10-8-7h8---------------------8-|
E|----000-000-000---------------000-000-000-000-000---|
      ••• ••• •••               ••• ••• ••• ••• •••

E|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------8-7-----5--------|
A|-7h8-----------7h8-8h10-8-7h8-----------------10-8---8-7-5-|
E|----000-000-------------------000-000----------------------|
      ••• •••                   ••• •••

E|----------------------------|
B|----------------------------|
G|----------------------------|
D|----------------------------|
A|-7h8-----------7h8-8h10-8---|
E|----000-000-----------------|
      ••• •••

E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------5-------------------5----------------5-----------8-5---5-----5-----------|
A|8-7-5---8-7-8-7-5-0-8-7-5---8-7-8-6*-8-7-5---8-7-8-7-5-----8---8-7---8-7-8-7-5-|
E|------------------0------------------------------------------------------------| x4

E|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|---------------------------|
D|-8-5-----5-----5-----------|
A|-----8-7---8-7---8-7-8-7-5-|
E|---------------------------| x3

E|-------|
B|-------|
G|-------|
D|-------|
A|-0---0-|
E|-0---0-|