Oh, thank you, ev'rybody, we're glad you've made the show,
"good evening."
We've got someone that we think you ought to know.
He's the greatest sensation from coast to coast,
For your direction, here's the mouse with the most.

It's scouse, the mouse,
No ordinary, he's an extra ordinary mouse.
It's scouse, the mouse,
Bet you never seen a mouse like scouse in your house.

Hello, ev'rybody, have a listen to my song,
If it's not too short, i hope it's not too long.
I feel real cute in my brand new suite,
But i'd feel even better if you sang along.

'cause i'm scouse, (that's scouse!)
The mouse, (he's the greatest!)
No ordinary, i'm an extra ordinary mouse. (yeah!)
And i'm scouse, (that's scouse!)
The mouse, (what a mouse!)
I'll bet you've never seen a mouse like scouse in your house.

Now i had a home in liverpool,
But one day i knew what i had to do;
I escaped from my cage to be a star on the stage,
Now i'm happy as can be to sing my song for you.

'cause i'm scouse, (that's scouse!)
The mouse, (he's terrific!)
No ordinary, i'm an extra ordinary mouse. (yeah!)
And i'm scouse, (that's scouse!)
The mouse, (check that mouse!)
Did you ever see a mouse like scouse in your house.

(scouse, the mouse) now, take it, boys! (oo-oo-oo-ah)
(scouse, the mouse, oo-oo-oo)

So here's a little something that's sure to please,
If you're feeling sad and blue, well, i'm the mouse to see.
If you wanna have fun, it's easily done,
Just open your mouth and sing my song with me.

'cause i'm scouse, the mouse,
No ordinary, i'm an extra ordinary mouse.
And i'm scouse, the mouse,
Did you ever see a mouse like scouse in your house?

Well, i'm scouse, (that's scouse!)
The mouse, (the one and only!)
No ordinary, i'm an extra ordinary mouse. (yeah!)
And i'm scouse, (that's scouse!)
The mouse, (the mouse!)
I'll bet you've never seen a mouse like scouse in your house. (yeah!)

Yeah!

Dialog:

The audience cheered, scouse had triumphed.
With a mously bow he handed the microphone to molly jolly.