C  F  C  F


[Verse]
C                                       F   C                               F
   (M)-We first met we made love every hour,  now-wa-days I always have to beg
C                                           F        C                                    F    C/E
   (W)-When we first met your stomach was a six-pack,  now -A- days it looks more like a keg.
Dm                                G7    Dm                        G7
   (B)-It's to late now we're mar-ried,    till we're dead and bu-ried.


[Chorus]
                     C                      G         F                                       G7
(B)-Your stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you, baby it's to late and there’s nothing we can do.
                 C                                   G  F                G7                 C
(B)-We tied the knot, and we both have second thoughts, I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you.


[Interlude]
F  C  F


[Verse]
C                                               F   C                                   F
   (M)-When we first met our love was like a flower,  now it's like a weed I'd like to pick.
C                                   F                      C                                  F        C/E
   (W)-When we first met, our love was strong and growing, now it's short and shriveled like your dick.
Dm                                G7    Dm                        G7    C/E Am Bm
   (B)-It's to late now we're mar-ried,    till we're dead and bu-ried.


[Chorus]
                     C                      G         F                                       G7
(B)-Your stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you, baby it's to late and there’s nothing we can do.
                  C                         G   F                G7                 C   F
(B)-We took our vows, and we're both sorry now, I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you.


[Verse]
C                                          F
   (M)-Now I share a checking account and half my money’s gone.
C                                 F
   (W)-I share a bathroom with a man who can't hit the john.
C                                      F
   (M)-I got someone to nag at me and tell me how to drive.
C                               Dm              G7    G#7
   (W)-Now my life is over but my body’s still alive.


[Chorus]
                         C#              G#
(B)-And your stuck with me, what did we do
           F#                              G#
(M)-Oh whatever made me stick my thing in you.
                  C#                        G#       F#                                  C#  D# C/E
(B)-We took our vows, and we're both sorry now, baby I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you
              F#               G#                 C#
(M)-Yea the condom broke, and now I'm stuck with you.
         F#                     G#                    C#
(W)-The kids aren’t yours, and I'm still stuck with you.