D
Loves to wash it down with a figthin' **** kicker
     A                                                E
Just layin' on that big ass clickin' that clicker Lord
                       A
My baby she loves malt liquor

[Verse]
A
Yeah her ex-old man was a guitar picker
     D
Then Lord he likely blew his ticker
   A                                     E
He couldn't keep the fridge full of Colt 45
         A
When the booze ran out she sent him packin'
     D
Went lookin' for a man with corporate backin'
A                      E                 A
Fat lips smackin' underneath that big beehive

[Verse]
A 
Yeah she got a pocket book full of cigarettes and Snickers
D
She got room on her rump for a big bumper sticker
A                                          E
I'm just glad if it don't say "honk if I'm ugly and fat"
          A
'Cause If I had a horn I'd have to blow it
    D
And she'd say "kiss my ass" and then she'd show it
A                          E                      A
And I rather go blind than look at somethin' like that

[Chorus]
N.C
My baby she loves malt liquor
         D
Loves to wash it down with a fightin' **** kicker
     A                                                 E
Just layin' on her drunk ass clickin' that clicker Lord
                       A
My baby she loves malt liquor

[Verse]
          A
Yeah it's been 3 weeks since she changed them knickers
    D
And all she wants to do is drink and bicker
A                                                E
Hell I'd hose her down and she'd just brush her tooth
     A
She loves bon-bons, ding-dongs, birthday cakes
  D 
A wig-wearin' walkin-talkin' big earthquake
A                      E             A
Ah she ran off she was gnawin' on a Baby Ruth

[Chorus/Outro]
N.C
My baby she loves malt liquor
          D
Loves to wash it down with a fightin' **** kicker
     A                                                  E
Just layin' on her drunk ass clickin' that clicker Lord
                       A
My baby she loves malt liquor
                      E          A
Yeah well my baby she loves malt liquor