[Primeira Parte]

    Bb  Eb    F
Was any of it true
Bb     Eb     F
Gazing at me, starry-eyed
          Bb      Eb      F
In your Jehovah's witness suit
Bb      Eb       F
Who the fuck was that guy?
    Gm       Eb       F
You tried to buy some pills
Gm     Eb        F
From a friend of friends of mine
Gm        Eb      F
They just ghosted you
    Gm       Eb      F
Now you know what it feels like

[Refrão]

Gm             Eb            F
   And I don't even want you back, I just want to know
Gm            Eb           F
   If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
Gm             Eb           F
   And I don't miss what we had, but could someone give
Gm           Eb              F
   A message to the smallest man who ever lived?

[Segunda Parte]

    Bb      Eb      F
You hung me on your wall
Bb         Eb        F
Stabbed me with your pushpins
   Bb     Eb        F
In public showed me off
     Bb      Eb      F
Then sank in stoned oblivion
      Gm        Eb        F
Cause once your queen had come
    Gm        Eb      F
You treat her like an also-ran
    Gm     Eb      F
You didn't measure up
   Gm  Eb      F
In any measure of a man

[Refrão]

Gm            Eb           F
 And I don't even want you back, I just want to know
Gm          Eb           F
 If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
Gm           Eb           F
 And I don't miss what we had, but could someone give
Gm         Eb              F
 A message to the smallest man who ever lived?

[Ponte]

                     Bb                Gm
Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?
                     F                  Eb
Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed?
                   Bb
Were you writing a book?
                        Gm
Were you a sleeper cell spy?
                  F                   Eb
In 50 years, will all this be declassified?
                       Bb
You'll confess why you did it
                  Gm
And I'll say good riddance
                 F                      Eb
'Cause it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden
                         Bb
I would've died for your sins
                       Gm
Instead, I just died inside
                F                         Eb
And you deserve prison, but you won't get time
                  Bb                           Gm
You'll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars
               F                     Eb
You crashed my party and your rental car
                           Bb
You said normal girls were boring
                         Gm
But you were gone by the morning
                   F                                Eb
You kicked out the stage lights but you're still performing
                        Bb
And in plain sight, you hid
                     Gm
But you are what you did
            F                            Eb
And I'll forget you, but I will never forgive
                         Bb
The smallest man who ever lived