E5 C#m D
E5 C#m D

[Verse 1]
E5
I'm driving alone and I'm feeling down
    C#m                    D
I'm sick of world and this deadbeat town
E5
Something moving catches my eye
C#m              D
Oh my god it's a floppy guy

[Chorus]
A          B      E
Fuck Yeah, Floppy Guys
F#m       C#m          A           E
Flopping around what a fucking surprise
A          B                E     F#m A
Fuck Yeah, can't believe my eyes
E
Floppy Guys

[Verse 2]
E5
A majestic dancer of cloth and air
C#m                  D
What is he selling I just don't care
E5
Second hand cars, above ground pools
C#m                   D
Surplus corn, no it's much more cool

[Chorus]
A                 B          E
Fuck Yeah, It's a Floppy Guy shop
F#m    C#m      A        E
I'm so glad I decided to stop
A                       B         E    F#m A
I've found my own and I watch him bob
                  E
At the Floppy Guy shop

[Bridge]
B            E
Floppy Guys, I'll take two
A              E
One for me and one for you
B                  E
What I did next is no surprise
A                   B        E
I wrote a song about, Floppy Guys
F#m                       A
So here's a solution for impulse buys
C#m                   B
Like lasers, corn and floppy guys
F#m                        A
Use them in a song and you can relax
C#m                              B
Cos you can claim it all on your tax
        C#m                            F#m
On Your Tax, We claim this shit on our tax

[Outro]
B          Db     F#
Fuck Yeah, Floppy Guys!
G#m    Ebm       B     F#
Fiscal stability justified
B          Db            F#    G#m B
Fuck Yeah, Reach for the sky
       F#
Floppy Guys!