Eb     F     Bb     Cm
Lazyhead and Sleepybones
Eb    F    Gm
Always disagree
Eb          F             Bb           Eb
Though everybody says they should be friends
Eb         F         Bb
They're too tired to see

[Verse]

Eb          F             Bb        Cm
When Sleepybones says he's feeling tired
Eb   F           Gm
Lazyhead wants to rest
Eb       F             Bb        Cm
When Lazyhead says it's "number one"
Eb     F             Bb     Bb7
Sleepybones says it's "best"
Cm                  Gm
When Lazyhead uses imagination
Cm            Gm
Sleepybones daydreams
Cm                      Gm
Sleepybones says, "It's not what it looks like"
Eb                       F
And Lazyhead says, "It's not what it seems"

[Chorus]

Eb     F     Bb     Cm
Lazyhead and Sleepybones
Eb    F    Gm
Always disagree
Eb          F             Bb           Eb
Though everybody says they should be friends
Eb         F         Bb
They're too tired to see

[Verse]

Eb          F             Bb        Cm
When Lazyhead says somebody's "skinny"
Eb   F           Gm
Sleepybones says "thin"
Eb       F             Bb        Cm
When Sleepybones says "identical"
Eb     F             Bb     Bb7
Lazyhead says "twin"
Cm                  Gm
When Lazyhead says the window is "closed"
Cm            Gm
Sleepybones says it's "shut"
Cm                      Gm
When Sleepybones says that something "isn't"
Eb                       F
Lazyhead says, "It's not"

[Chorus]

Eb     F     Bb     Cm
Lazyhead and Sleepybones
Eb       F         Gm
Both take naps so long
Eb          F             Bb           Eb
And even though they should be friends
Eb         F         Bb
They can't get along


Eb     F     Bb     Cm
Lazyhead and Sleepybones
Eb    F    Gm
Always disagree
Eb          F             Bb           Eb
Though everybody says they should be friends
Eb         F         Bb
They're too tired to see