F     133211
G     320033
Am    x02210
Dm    xx0231
Cadd4 x32011 (Used as a flourish at the end of lines)

F works as a flourish at the end of lines as well
(you should only strum the top few strings anyway)

To add a flourish to the lines ending in G (going to Am) use this:
E|---------------|
B|------3p1------|
G|---0-----------|
D|---------------|
A|---------------|
E|---------------|

[Verse]
C        C      F         G      F        C   Cadd4 C
  Do you smile 'cause I'm funny? said the man
         C      F     G         F        G
I wasn't joking and I meant the things I said
       Am          D             C            F
Not at all, not at all, said the woman to the man
      C        G     F    G    C     Cadd4 C
I was thinking of an unrelated thing

[Chorus]
Am                F
  Unconnected and free,
Dm                F       G
  no relationship   to anything

[Verse]
         C   F     G       F      C    Cadd4 C
How come you never look me in the eye?
           C     F      G  F        G
Aren't you listening to me said the man
       Am          D             C            F
Not at all, not at all, said the woman to the man
          C        G     F    G    C     Cadd4 C
I'm still thinking of an unrelated thing

[Chorus]
Am                     F
  Somewhere other than here
Dm                       F     G
  Something else besides   the man

[Verse]
       C       F     G        F       C    Cadd4 C
Please explain the expression on your face
          C    F      G          F        G
Then I'll know what's beneath it said the man
       Am            D               C            F
No you won't, no you won't, said the woman to the man
        C        F     G    F    C
I'll be thinking of an unrelated thing
        C        C     F    G    C     Cadd4 C
I'll be thinking of an unrelated thing