A                       E
I was dressed for success
                          D
But success, it never comes
                              A
And I'm the only one who laughs
                                E
At your jokes when they are so bad
                              D
And you're jokes are always bad
                              A
But they're not as bad as this

[Chorus 1]
A                     E
Come join us in a prayer
                            D
We'll be waiting, waiting where
                      A
Everything's ending here

   D
And all the sterile striking it
E                                A
Defends an empty dock you cast away
     D
And rain upon your forehead
           E
Where the mist's for hire
                     A
If you just let it clear

[Verse 2]
  D
I guess she spent her last
 E                   A
quarter stance randomly
   D             E             A
Go down to the outlet once again

                                  E
Painted portrait of minions and slaves
                               D
Crotch mavens and one night plays
                                A
Are they the only ones who laugh?
                               E
At the jokes when they are so bad
                          D
And the jokes are always bad
                            E
But they're not as bad as this

[Chorus 2]
A                     E
Come join us in a prayer
                            D
We'll be waiting, waiting where
                      A
Everything's ending here

   D                            E
And all the spanish candles unsold
                  A
Have gone away today
          D
And a "run-on piece of mount on"
            E                        A
Trembles, shivers runs down the freeway
   D                   E                        A
I guess she spent her last quarter stance randomly

   D              E
I guess, I guess
                  G   E
It's the best of me

[Instrumental]
(Repeat till fade)
D E A