G/B     Am/C    Bm/D       Am/C G/B     D/A     G/B
E|---3-------5-------7-----------5---3-------2-------3---------------|
B|-------3-------5-------7---------------3-------3-------3-------3---|
G|---4-------5-------7-------7---5---4-------2-------4-------4-------| x2
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|---10-----12-----7-----8-----3-----5--3--2--3---|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------|


[Verse 1]

Em                    Am      D                        G   G/F#
When I'm stable long enough I start to look around for love
Em                     Am        D                      G  G/F#
See a sweet and floral print, my mind begins the arrangements
    Em                        Am    D                         G   G/F#
But when I start to feel that pull, turns out I just pulled myself
Em                      Am  D                       G
She would never go with me, were I the last girl on Earth


[Chorus]

G     Bm            C    G
  I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
  C             G         D
I thought I had found the one
Em      Bm      C             G
We were good as married in my mind,
    C             G         D
but married in my mind's no good, ooohhh
C    Bm Am    D      Em
Pink triangle on her sleeve
C               G
Let me know the truth
C      D        G
Let me know the truth


[Instrumental]
(Fingerpicked)
      G/B     Am/C    Bm/D       Am/C G/B     D/A     G/B
E|---3-------5-------7-----------5---3-------2-------3---------------|
B|-------3-------5-------7---------------3-------3-------------------|
G|---4-------5-------7-------7---5---4-------2-------4---------------| x2
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|


[Verse 2]

Em                            Am        D                         G  G/F#
Might have smoked a few in my time, but never thought it was a crime
Em                        Am    D                         G G/F#
Knew the day would surely come, when I'd chill and settle down, but
Em                     Am                     D                       G    G/F#
when I think I found a good old fashioned girl, then she put me in my place
Em                  Am     D                        G
Everyone's a little queer, oh can't she be a little straight?


[Chorus]

G     Bm            C    G
  I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
  C             G         D  Dsus4 D
I thought I had found the one
Em      Bm      C             G
We were good as married in my mind,
    C             G         D
but married in my mind's no good, ooohhh
C    Bm Am    D      Em
Pink triangle on her sleeve
C               G
Let me know the truth
C      D        G
Let me know the truth


[Solo]

Em  Am  D  G G/F#   x2

Em  Am  D/F#  G

Em  Am  D/F#


[Chorus] (first four lines played a bit slower / without full band)

G     Bm            C    G
  I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
  C             G         D
I thought I had found the one, ooh
Em      Bm      C             G
We were good as married in my mind,
    C             G         D
but married in my mind's no good, ooohh
C    Bm Am    D      Em
Pink triangle on her sleeve
C               G
Let me know the truth
C      D        G
Let me know the truth

G     Bm            C    G
  I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
  C             G         D  Dsus4 D
I thought I had found the one, ooohhh
Em      Bm      C             G
We were good as married in my mind,
    C             G         D
but married in my mind's no good, ooohhh
C    Bm Am    D      Em
Pink triangle on her sleeve
C               G
Let me know the truth
C      D        G
Let me know the truth
C               G
let me know the truth
C      D        G
Let me know the truth


[Outro]
(Fingerpicked)
      G/B     Am/C    Bm/D       Am/C G/B     D/A     G/B
E|---3-------5-------7-----------5---3-------2-------3---------------|
B|-------3-------5-------7---------------3-------3-------------------|
G|---4-------5-------7-------7---5---4-------2-------4---------------| x2
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|