E|------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|---0-----2-----4--------2--0-----------0--------| x4
D|------0-----0----4-0---------0--4--0-----0---0--|
A|-------------------------------------------2----|
E|------------------------------------------------|

Repeat twice alone then twice with this:
E|--10~~~--/12---\7~~~--7-8-7-5--\3~~~--/5--\3~~~|
B|-----------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------| (distorted)
D|-----------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------|


[Verse] (w/distortion)
Em                    Am
When I'm stable long enough
  D                     Am  G
I start to look around for love
Em                    Am
See a sweet in floral prints
   D                   Am  G
My mind begins the arrangements

-- another guitar begins playing lead --
Em                             Am
E|1|--/3--/2-/3----/5---/7-------/7--/8--/5--/3---/5----|
But when I start to   feel that  pullllllllllllllll

D                      G
E|1| 2-----/3-/5----/7---/10-----10/12\7~~~|
  Turns out I   just  pulled  myself

Em                   Am
E|1| 7~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~------/8-7--/5-\3-/2-/3-/2~~~~|
She would never go with me

    D                     G
E|1| 2~~~~~~~~~~~--------------------|
Were I the last girl on the earth


[Chorus]
G     Bm            C    G
  I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
  C             G         D
I thought I had found the one
Em      B       C             G
We were good as married in my mind
    C             G          D
But married in my mind is no good
      C    B  Am     D      Em
Ohhh  pink triangle on her sleeve
C                G
Lets me know the truth
C       D        G
Lets me know the truth


-- repeat clean intro riff twice --


[Verse 2]
Em                            Am
Might have smoked a few in my time
    D                    Am  G
But never thought it was a crime
Em                         Am
Knew the day would surely come
 D                   Am    G
When I'd chill and settle down
  -- lead begins --
Em                             Am
But when I think I've found a good old fashioned girl
D                    Am      G
Then she puts me in my plaaaaaaaaaace
Em                   Am
Everyone's a little queer
      D              Am    G
Why can't she be a little straight


[Chorus]
G     Bm            C    G
  I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
  C             G         D
I thought I had found the one
Em      B       C             G
We were good as married in my mind
    C             G          D
But married in my mind is no good
      C    B  Am     D      Em
Ohhh  pink triangle on her sleeve
C                G
Lets me know the truth
C       D        G
Lets me know the truth


[Solo]
Two guitars playing around in the same scale
as the verse and intro lead, but lower.  It's
easy to figure out if you listen.

-- repeat chorus with choppy power chords, until 
   the "Pink Triangle on her Sleeve" part.  --


[Outro]
C      D        G
Let me know the truth
C      D        G
Let me know the truth