G D Em D G C Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh) G Am But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) D G C Em Am G D My life is filled with such regret, a bad mistake I can't forget G C And now I'll never be the same [Interlude] D F D G C F D G E A [Chorus] D Ringtone G C D Why did I buy this stupid ringtone? G C G D I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (What was I thinking?) B Em G C My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call G D Em C Well, everybody (everybody), everybody (everybody) G D C Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone [Verse] D G When my phone goes off at work I look like the biggest jerk C Eb Total strangers wanna slap me around D G When it's ringin' on the terrace my neighbors get embarrassed C They're beggin' me to move outta town D G Well, it made my wife so sick, she smashed my iPhone with a brick C Eb But I had it fixed, and now it's just fine D G It's a pain, I sure don't need it, and I probably should delete it C But for me that would be crossin' the line F C F 'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine Hey, I paid good money for this... [Chorus] D Ringtone G C D Why did I buy this stupid ringtone? G C G D I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (Really, what was I thinking?) B Em G C My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call G D Em C Well, everybody (everybody), everybody (everybody) G D C G Everybody in the world really hates my ri-i-ing-tone [Solo] G D Em C G D C G D Ringtone G C Ringtone G D C G D Ahh-ahh, ooh-ooh [Bridge] G D Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone) Em C Muslim women in burqas (really hate my ringtone) G D Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone) Em C Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone) G D All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers) Em C All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers) G D Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea E C Every single person everywhere unanimously [Ending] G D Em C Everybody (everybody), everybody (everybody) G D Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my C Ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone...
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