C *           C *               Am *                  C  G
Horny teen caught masturbating in public pool changing room
  C                  Am
Oh no! There's a penis in my daughter
 C                     G
Teen girl shocked with amount of cum
C                Am
Peppa pig knows how to have fun
C                      G
Busty blonde dies in a car crash
C                    E
Please, don't cum on her moustache

[Chorus 1]

C               E               F           G
Big black teen creampies teacher to get back his fidget spinner
C   E
Oh, girl fall down
C *
Semen in my dinner
F
If you wanna get with me
               G                              C
You've gotta find a way out of my secret relish maze
E *
Please
F *                G *
French-speaking bitch loves the ding dong

[Verse 2]
C
Am *                           C  G
Showing off my GameCube and more
C              Am                 C
Two hot silent, invisible lesbians
G *
Fuck on the floor
C                          Am
The hottest girl ever gives birth to a phone
C                     G
This isn't even porn, just videos from my drone
C *
If you like my wife
Am *         C *                 G
Stay with her the rest of your life

[Chorus 2]

C                E                F            G
Big black teen creampies teacher to get back his fidget spinner
C   E
Oh, girl fall down
C *
Semen in my dinner
F                G
If you wanna get with me
F                               G           C
You've gotta find a way out of my secret relish maze
E
Please
F *                     G *
Feminists ruin Kermit's life

[Outro]

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G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---0----------------3----------------3------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------0-------------|