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Well, on a day hot enough to make the devil cuss, I walked into a bar so thirsty I was spittin' dust
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Barkeep asked me, "Well, what'll it be?" I asked "What do ya got?", he said, "Well, let's see.."
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We got Lonestar, PBR, Rolling Rock, Shiner Bock, Moosedrool, O'douls, Hefe-Weizen, Zeigenbock
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Keystone, Coors Light, course we've got Redstripe, Amstel, Amsterdam in the tall can.
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Michelob, Miller Lite, Guinness by the pint glass, Doppleboch Lager, take a swaller cause it's going fast
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Oatmeal stout and a lot a Leinenkugals, open up your wallet, no time to be frugal
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There's 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer,
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Take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall

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Well, needless to say I was pretty impressed, as he handed me an ice cold beer from a chest
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Said not bad for a Hole-in-the-wall. Barkeep grinned, said "That ain't all!"
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We got Rio Grande, River Rock, Tecate with the twist top. Dos Perros, Dos Equis, Foster if you're Aussie.
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Bud Light in the new Zane Williams Koozie, a dozen wheat beers on tap if you're choosy!
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Got Heinekin, Killians, Labatts and Becks, ice cold Corona with the limes in the neck
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Yuengling chillin' with the old Milwaukee's Best, Sam Adams and that ain't even half of the rest of them
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98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer!
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Take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall