G

[Verse]
      G
I can kick up my heels
      C                              G
I can raise a glass to a good set of wheels
          G
And I can ride a pony
      C                                  G
I can settle a score between a couple of friends, no more
         C                      G
And if I need to I can walk the walk
           C                     G
And if you ask me I can talk the talk
         C                  G       G/F#       C
And if I have to I'll stand tall in these here socks
         Am                     D
But I'll never be on a Wheaties box

[Chorus]
      G
I can make a pie
      C                                    G  
I can help pick out an outfit to match the color of your eye
          G
And I can tie a roast
      C                                G
I can make 4 different lunches and not burn the toast
         C                  G
And if I need to I can be a rock
           C                                 G
And if you ask me nice well I would say just knock
           C                        G        G/F#    C
But if you give me the keys I can unlock all of your locks
         Am                     D
But I'll never be on a Wheaties box

[Bridge]
  C             G
I may not be an Adonis
  C                                  G
I might not sink my putts like Tiger Woods
  C                                      G        G/F#   C
I may not have those washboard abs but I sure can do the wash
       Am                D
And my ironing is pretty good

[Chorus]
      G
I can prune the plants
      C                             G
I can stencil a whole floor and not ruin my pants
           G
And I can glaze a room
      C                               G
I can weave a wicked tablecloth on my antique loom
            C                            G
And if your cue is slippin' here take my chalk
            G                                    G
And if you want a kung pao well let me grease my wok
           C                            G         G/F#      Cm
And if you really gotta have those Calloways I'll sell some stocks
         Am                    D
But I'll never, no I'll never

[Outro]
C                  G
Ti amo il mio caro ma il ill non e
    C          D       C    G
Mai su una scatola dei Wheaties