E       B7
I'd like to      shoot you in the ass with a     BB gun
        E
Lay there in the tall grass and          laugh at what I done
        A
Put a blood blister u   pon each bun
        B7      E
I'd like to      shoot you in the ass with a     BB gun

        E       B7
I'd love to      rub your toothbrush on a        sick monkeys butt
        E
Give your home phone number to some      perverted nut
        A
Tell everybody whatcha really weight and         just for fun
        B7      E
I'd like to      shoot you in the ass with a     BB gun

        E       B7
I'd like to      shoot you in the ass with a     BB gun
        E
Lay there in the tall grass and          wait for the cops to come
        A
Put a blood blister u   pon each bun
        B7      E
I'd like to      shoot you in the ass with a     BB gun

        E       B7
I'd love to      kick your poodle, I'd   love to sling your cat
        E
Bust your Yanni CD's with a      baseball bat
        A
Send your fat-mouthed momma sailing like the flying      nun
        B7      E
I'd like to      shoot you in the ass with a     BB gun

        E       B7
I'd like to      shoot you in the ass with a     BB gun
        E
Lay there in the tall grass and          wait for the cops to come
        A
Put a blood blister u   pon each bun
        B7
I'd like to      pot Sally Fields right square in the ass
        E
With a Red Rider BB      gun.