[Primeira Parte]

    C5            E5            A5            F5
E|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------------------------------------|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5---2-2-2-2-2-2---7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-----|
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3---2-2-2-2-2-2---7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-----|
E|----------------0-0-0-0-0-0---5-5-5-5-5-5---1-1-1-1-1-1-----|

              C5
If you're too sensitive
               E5
Well turn this off
            A5
If you're offended by these words then
            F5
Please fuck off

    F5    G5    C5    E5    F5                G5
E|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------5-5-------------------------------------------|
D|--3-3---5-5---5-5---2-2---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-------|
A|--3-3---5-5---3-3---2-2---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-------|
E|--1-1---3-3---------0-0---1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1---3-3-3-3-3-------|

             F5
If you're an asshole with a
G5               C5
Dick then that's something
      E5        F5
I can lick Then maybe we can
                   G5
Call ourselves proctologists

[Segunda Parte]

    C5            E5            A5            F5
E|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------------------------------------|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5---2-2-2-2-2-2---7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-----|
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3---2-2-2-2-2-2---7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-----|
E|----------------0-0-0-0-0-0---5-5-5-5-5-5---1-1-1-1-1-1-----|

             C5
When I first took you
                   E5
Out for sushi on a date
    A5
You took me home
                F5
I sadly pumped away

    F5    G5    C5    E5    F5        G5         C5
E|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------5-5------------------------------5-5---5------|
D|--3-3---5-5---5-5---2-2---3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5----5-5---5------|
A|--3-3---5-5---3-3---2-2---3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5----3-3---3------|
E|--1-1---3-3---------0-0---1-1-1-1---3-3-3-3-----------------|

         F5             G5
On your stomach face or ass
          C5           E5
It's your fault I came fast
   F5                G5
So don't blame it on me
         C5
That's a you thing